Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Happy no happy?

Let me recount the conversation I had today with a woman whose English is much worse than my Chinese, but who doesn't know I can speak Chinese (actually, she talks too much and doesn't listen to her conversational partner to even know what he is saying). Her husband teaches at the university, and I have briefly talked with her a couple of times, and it is always really awkward.

Lady: Hello, sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.
(Lady forces me to sit, even though I clearly don't want to because I'm not going to be riding the bus for that long)
Me: Ok
Lady: Qingdao daxue laoshi happy no happy.
Me: I'm leaving soon. No happy.
(Lady doesn't understand)
Lady: You Qingdao University happy no happy?
Me: No happy, weihai happy.
LAdy: Weihai happy no happy, Qingdao happy no happy?
Me: Weihai happy.

In Chinese, it's possible to ask questions by stating the intended verb and then negating it. Clearly, she is using this construction for asking questions in English, and the result just makes me laugh. She was trying to see if I would be interested in taking a position as a teacher in Qingdao, but I think it would have been difficult to know this if I were unfamiliar with Chinese, even though she was speaking in English.

Happy no happy?

Rongcheng!

Last weekend marked the last of my day/weekend excursions from Weihai; my final one, this weekend, will be spent packing and seeing friends for the final time.

Allyssa, Nadeige, and I hired a car to take us to Rongcheng and specifically to Chengshantou, the furthest point east on the Chinese mainland, and a well-reviewed zoo where, rumour had it, you could toss live chickens to the animals for a nominal fee.

We had the driver drop us off first at Chengshantou, where we did a little hiking along the coast. Unfortunately, the weather was pretty cloudy, but at least the rain held off for a little while (until we got to the zoo). On the other hand, this meant that there were relatively few tourists, which in China is always a good thing.

A statue garden near the entrance to Chengshantou:


The coast near the end of the world:




In China, I suppose it never hurts to be reminded (On that note, I saw my first full grown woman urinating on the street the other day. She was seated on the curb with her pants pulled down, whizzing away. I'd seen kids and drunk guys do it before, but never a woman. Then, a few days later, I saw another one doing it in plain daylight!), regardless of the place:


Heaven right this way, please:


The official edge of the world/heaven, though as you can see in the second picture, it's actually NOT the furthest point east:



Let's hear it for the year of the pig! The Golden Year, in fact!


So many choices, so much confusion...


If I see you shooting sharks on the fishing platform, you will be asked to leave. And vice versa. Order, people!


I've commented before on China's tendency to make up jobs just to keep people employed. This man's job is to sweep the street:



After we finished up at Chengshantou and made our way back to the car, our next stop was the zoo. Unlike any other zoo I've seen before, this one allowed you to walk on platforms above the animals. This, combined with the fact that most of the cages are very small, gave me the closest look I've ever had at most of the animals.


White tiger:



The zoo staff apparently have a lot of free time and imagination, because they came up ridiculous combinations for various cages. I'm pretty sure this would be considered unethical or cruel in most other countries, but here it's real entertainment.

This one, called "Harmonious Paradise", featured a lion, tiger, dog, and panther, all living together harmoniously.



Well, most of the time:



Another exhibit, labeled "Peaceful Coexistence", featured hyenas, wolves, and leopards. Here, you can see the leopards and wolves actually sleeping together. My guess is that all of them were on tranquilizers:




Next up were tons of different monkey cages, and we were allowed to walk around inside this one (with the monkeys). If you look closely, you can see some hanging onto the ropes.


However, monkeys have to follow rules. Among the offences: rascaldom, stealing, dacoity, stowaway, and hurting. At least the judges are impartial and incorruptible, though:


If they don't, they end up here:



Several kinds of monkeys were free from the threat of monkey prison, and they each had their own section of the zoo.

I like these little guys; they look like they've dipped their arms into yellow paint.


And this one yawned (imposingly) quite a lot:


Of course, there was also a section where the zookeepers had mixed a lot of monkeys together:



There were some animals I had never seen before (as well as many hilarious signs; I suggest reading all of them):


And some that I've never before seen in a zoo:




Is the zoo staff making a value judgement on these squirrels?


Can you guess what a "small fairy" is?


That's right! An opossum!


I didn't know otters were members of the wolf family:


A really (un)useful sign for the boa constrictors:



Next up was the bird section:


A beautiful peacock:


And ostriches, which were tall enough, combined with the low sidewalk, to snap at children's' toes:


Apparently, they are also former knights:


The ultimate contraction (and command):


Awww... "Lesser Pandas"!



Next up was the African section, which somehow featured bears. This is also where the conditions for the animals became especially appalling.

I was secretly hoping this one would thrash the idiot sitting on top of it, but that would have required ripping out the ring the staff had inserted into its nose to control it:


The bear cage, on the other hand, was neither paradise nor harmonious. It's a bear plaza!


This Tibetan bear jumped right up on the wall and looked up at me. I think he really wanted to escape his concrete hell.


Racing stripes!


Elephant mud pit:


And rhinoceros mud pit!



Finally, we reached the petting zoo, the last section before the marina animals. These goats had had their fur painted with patterns of flowers and plants.



But at least they had a dog to keep them company!



After the marine animals and a long walk back to the driver, since the zoo had been planned rather poorly and doesn't loop back around to the beginning but rather ends in a deserted area about a kilometer from the entrance, we made the one-hour trip back home. We spent most of our time at the zoo rather than hiking as we had anticipated, but it was too difficult to stop staring at the monkeys fight each other. Unfortunately, I didn't get to fulfill my dream of throwing a chicken into a lion cage, as it was a little expensive, but we did cut up a tomato and throw them to monkeys and watch them elude one another as they munched on them.

This week, I'm just wrapping up my classes and reviewing for next week's exam. Time is almost up in Weihai, but it's been a wild and crazy ride.

Friday, June 22, 2007

T Minus 1 Month

This past weekend, Allyssa, Nadeige, and I took a trip to Liugongdao, the islad just a few kilometers off the coast of Weihai that has been taunting me for months. The island has a long history and has been occupied numerous times by both Britain and Japan because of its strategic location in the Yellow Sea, and until recently it was off-limits to all visitors. Since then, though, the government has made quite an effort to turn it into a tourist destination. The island was honestly a little disppointing, and several people had said that might be the case, but I would have kicked myself had I not gone, considering I've lived here for almost a year and I see it every time I go downtown.

To get to the island, obviously you have to take a ferry. This was a bit overpriced, as are most tourist attractions in China. I find that often, tourists things are even more expensive here than they are back home. To get into the museum that contained little more than photos of the battles between Japan and China (as well as several rooms of photos of people visiting the museum and looking at the photos) cost 4 dollars, and a top-notch at museum back home, or at least in Europe, would not be much more than that.

Riding the boat did give us a geat view of Weihai:


Liugongdao:


An exhibition hall on the island devoted to Sino-Japanese War of 1894:


Once on the island, we spent most of our day hiking through the forests, as the weather was absolutely perfect. We discovered that the island appears to house the remnants of a zoo, though only monkeys and some birds remain. I've never seen more appalling conditions at a "zoo". I don't think there was a single living thing in the cage besides the monkeys. Look how sad he/she looks:


A replica cannon (made of concrete) on one of the island's hills:


And a few other views back toward the Weihai coast:





A few people refused to leave the island after the Chinese wrestled back control last century from the British, and some of them make their living by pulling seaweed from the ocean and then drying and selling it:



An old ship from who knows when (I don't know how it's still standing):


"Sea Mushrooms" (Anyone ever seen these before? Speaking of weird food, I ate jellyfish for the first time the other day. It was surprisingly crunchy):


Exquisite doors leading to the old British naval headquarters located on the island:



Of course, the island also featured its fair share of hilarious translations.

A trashcan with a very specific purpose:


This description sounds like something from Lord of the Rings:


Those darn hooligans are causing a ruckus again!


I didn't realize navies were ranked (even back then). I'm not sure I'd brag about eighth place, though:



Finally, a few random pictures from last week.

Rory and Julie making quite a face over a few beers. The atmosphere wasn't quite as nice as a beer garden, but the beers were actually a tad bit larger than the biggest ones I found in Germany:


A real hedgehog from later on in the night!


I think when I don't even flench when I walk into a bathroom like the one seen below, I've been in China too long. The urinal was not connected to the pipes, so urine just drips onto the floor as you're peeing and splashes onto your feet. There's no fixture for women, so they are just expected to pee on the floor (where someone else has just vomited).



Tomorrow I'm off on my final weekend trip from Weihai, as I leave here in two weeks. This time the destination is Rongcheng/Chengshantou ("The Edge of the World), which is the furthest point east on the Chinese mainland. There's a nice hike along the coast as well as a zoo in which you can buy whole chicken for about 50 cents and toss it into the lion pit (or so I've been told)! If that is the case, you will definitely see Neal-tossing-chicken-pictures in the next post.